haha shit

ya girl think she funny but u kno i aint | my mental illness makes me obsess over things i even mediocrely enjoy

rat-lesbian:

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

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Dec 25 2018 / 88,853 notes
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gwennovynne:

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

Dec 25 2018 / 69,055 notes
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crossmyheartandihopetolive:

crossmyheartandihopetolive:

Omg my brother just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party”

it’s christmas eve and this is getting notes again. take me to 100k tumblr

Dec 25 2018 / 122,565 notes
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libracalum:

why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything

Dec 25 2018 / 133,804 notes
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neuropunk-travesty:

adhighdefinition:

cosmicblushes:

love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”

why u ask?

- it’s too noisy
- my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts
- re-read it again till u die
- BOREDOM!!!
- constantly zoning out
- the tiny sound in the distance
- too stressed out because I CAN’T READ

isn’t adhd fun!!!

I love when my eyes just slip right off the page and I daydream about the paragraph I just read until I’m just staring off into the distance holding a book for half an hour.

Dec 25 2018 / 23,873 notes
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birdsb:

homo-nerd-grizz:

theconcealedweapon:

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I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.

This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.

Halfway omfgjhgfdsasdfgjkldhk

HALFWAY

Dec 25 2018 / 39,071 notes
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Hamlet Characters who Died Ranked by who Deserved Better

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hamlet-memes-and-other-themes:

12. They

11. All

10. Contributed

9. To

8. Their

7. Own 

6. Fates

5. Through

4. Their

3. Various

2. Actions

1. Ophelia

i really need to follow more shakespeare meme blogs

Dec 25 2018 / 2,907 notes
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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

Dec 25 2018 / 1,095,564 notes
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showerthoughtsofficial:

If you have a penis, you have more penises than the average human

Dec 25 2018 / 279 notes
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Title: All I Want for Christmas Is You
Artist: Mariah Carey
Album: Merry Christmas
Play count: 1111031





fckyeahmariahcarey-blog:

All I Want for Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey

Dec 25 2018 / 109,150 notes
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spooky-weebs:

fondface:

Wildest dreams // Taylor Swift

I hate this

Dec 25 2018 / 281,574 notes
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dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

Dec 25 2018 / 1,115,332 notes
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theatrejew:

theatrejew:

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

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i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

Dec 25 2018 / 65,374 notes
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