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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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kissedbyflames:

emma knows

lordwhat:

I bet he didn’t even help with the wifi.

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"How many Universes have I lived through? How old am I?"(via howitzerliterarysociety)

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thecollegeprepster:

all packed up and ready to go. #liketkit www.liketk.it/kn3u @liketkit

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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imcleopatraa:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

Lmfao

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death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron